The Tasha-tini & Other Treats

Here in Erie, Pennsylvania we all thought Summer had arrived. 80 Degree temps two days ago, and everyone was outside. Today of course, it's 35 degrees and snowing.

Well, I refuse to accept that winter has returned, so I hit the gym and worked up a good sweat anyway.

All winter long, I tend to lose my motivation for exercise and healthy living and end up sitting on the couch in front of the television. Well, aside from the L.A. Kings run at the NHL Playoffs, the winter is over for me.

One of my favorite summer treats is a Strawberry-Kiwi Martini I like to call the 'Tasha-tini'.

Here's how you can whip up a batch of this delicious goodness yourself.

4 ozs vodka (strawberry)

4 ozs liqueur (kiwi)

12 ozs lemonade

24 ice (cubes) 

 

Dump it all into a blender until it's icy and smooth. Pour into 4 glasses, and share them with your friends. 

 

Or... put 3 in the refrigerator and drink all four consecutively. 

 

If you want to be fancy about it, you can add a slice of strawberry and kiwi as a garnish, but otherwise, it's your choice... the kiwi slices are a 'Tasha' thing. 

 

Cheers!

 

- Tasha

 

 

 

Trying New Things

If you've been visiting ItsATashaThing.com recently, you've seen quite a few new things going on.

There was a bit of a set back last week, when someone filed a 'Formal Complaint' to our credit card processor claiming my show "It's A Tasha Thing" is 'Porn'. Now, if you've seen any of the show - or watched any real 'Porn' - you know this is total bullshit.

Sexy, yes. For Adults, absolutely. But 'Porn'? Not even close.

Essentially, someone out there decided to try and make trouble for me. To try and stop me, or at least slow me down. Since Visa and Mastercard have very strict rules about 'porn', our credit card processor closed our account without notice or warning, which shut us down... for a day.

Well... haters can hate.

Underestimating me, or the company I work for is a bad idea. Not only do we have a 'Plan B' but we also have a 'Plan C thru G'. Admittedly, 'Plan G' involves an Army of Polymerisians at your front door, but fortunately we've never had to institute that action.

Once we got word of what happened, we had a new processor and had sales of episodes and photo sets back online within 24 hours.

There are still quite a few companies who aren't afraid to say they have my back.

And furthermore, with a big middle finger to whomever took a swing at me last week, we opened our first ever Affiliate Program called "Tasha's Team".

If you are not familiar with an Affiliate Program, it basically allows you to be a remote sales person for me and Maddy G Productions. When you join (for free) you are given a unique code that you can add to your blogs, web sites and social networks that sends people to ItsATashaThing.com and then tracks those people so that for every download that person buys, you get paid 33% of the sale. It's about $1 for every photo set or uncensored episode download. The more you promote, the more money you can make.

It's really that simple. Show your 'Tasha Thing' and I'll pay you to do it.

Plus, beginning next month, I'll be offering some excellent prizes to my top affiliates. Sell more downloads than anyone else, and you'll get gift packs from Wet Lubricant, Fleshlight, DVD's and much more. Sound good? Click here to join Tasha's Team now.

And that's not all that's new this week at ItsATashaThing. I've just uploaded a brand new photo set appropriately titled "Pantyhose". It's 67 HD photos of my showing off my favorite undergarment.

Way easier to get off, than get on.... but when you date a Polymerisian, you'll understand the importance of this undergarment. It's quite literally the only way to get me into those leather pants.

Of course, to get me OUT of them... you just have show some intelligence and a bit of charm.

This complete set is available now for download at my site for just $2.99. And remember, every download you purchase goes a long way to keeping my show "It's A Tasha Thing" available for free.

And you know how difficult that has been these days.

So, that's it from me for now. Take care of you, and hug the ones you love.

- Tasha

To Deliver the Message, or Not? Wait... What's the Question?

So, I've been hit up a lot on Facebook and Plugin about the cryptic message left by Grandma.

She said "Tell Jeffrey, don't believe a word of her lies."

Now, I haven't delivered the message yet and I'll tell you why.

"Her lies..." could mean my best friend Julia. Maybe she's lying about something.

But it could also mean there's another woman in Jeffrey's life that this message is referring to.

In either case, at least for the time being... I don't think I want any part of that kind of drama.

So maybe I should just keep it to myself.

What do you think?

You're Not Alone: Transcending 'Doll Fetish'

In spite of some early problems and weird delays, the second episode of my show "It's A Tasha Thing" hit the internet 'airwaves' Friday night (March 30th) as promised.

This episode illustrates some of the transportation issues I was bitching about a while back. And really, if it wasn't for my friend Scott, I wouldn't make half my appointments.

Pictured with me above, is Karen. She's a writer at Maddy G and works closely with Jenny Densuke.  I didn't actually get to work with her on this episode, but she was a blast to hang out with backstage.

That's the three of us together. I'll tell you, I learned a lot from Jenny Densuke. That chick is a true professional and makes this 'acting' stuff look easy.

Well, I'm proud to say that A LOT of people showed up to watch last night. A bit over 1600 viewers from 84 countries tuned in within the first 4 hours at MaddyGTV. That's more than double the viewers who watched The Pilot during the same time last month.

On March 31st, the day after Episode 2 went live, Sinthetics announced that they had met production capacity and would have to halt orders until they could catch up. Some people at work, and a few of my smart ass friends have been calling it "Tasha Mania".

Don't misunderstand me. My ego is not inflated enough to take credit for that. But I know for sure I've contributed to it, and that personally feels pretty good. From a professional stand point, I'm very proud that they are seeing real profits from sponsoring MaddyGTV.

It all makes me feel a bit sassy.

I get a lot of compliments and back patting for my 'courage' to do this show. To tell my story, including some of the ugly parts, and the sexy parts, and the weird things that happen to me. But see, the funnest part of this adventure has been the diversity of people who have decided to follow along.

I'm not the only Polymerisian to ever be on television. Bianca got to work with Ryan Gosling.

And Kimber got to work with Kelly Carlson.

And Sidore and Davecat's story has been made legendary by numerous Cable TV Documentaries.

All combined, an audience of MILLIONS compared to the thousands that have tuned into "It's A Tasha Thing" so far. I think what makes my show different, is that it's about the day to day life of a Polymerisian. Certainly, many Poly's have been in movies and tv shows, but this might be the first one ABOUT a Poly.

And for this reason, Polymerisian life has been introduced to people who previously never heard of it, outside of the TV Documentaries that don't always show us in our best light. A lot of folks that never really noticed before, are seeing Polymerisians in a new way. We're transcending 'Doll Fetish' and showing that being friends with a Poly is really a bunch of fun.

So... big hugs to everyone who's just joining me.

Episode 3 is already being filmed, and we're doing it in 3D. If you happen to have a pair of standard 'Green / Magenta' 3D glasses, put them on and check this out:

Bang!

3D is technology I can't get my head around, but like thigh highs and boy shorts... I look damn sexy in it.

So that's enough out of me for one day.

I hope you enjoy your week.

<3 Tasha